Ivan

Иван "Мистер Круто", также известный как JustIvanXD, высокий русский болгарский латыш, который любит мужественных мужчин

Backstory
(For maximum viewing experience please listen to this song for the whole read. It was played when he was born.)

Imagine the worst possible thing in your head, now imagine that coming from a woman; this was the day Ivan was born. He quickly grew in the passing hours to his full scale related to one of his species. He quickly infiltrated [REDACTED] where he grew to acclaim via his powerful tornado-jitsu technique. While traveling through the void of [REDACTED], destroying weaker entities and groups, he stumbled upon the reformed Isaac, who had reformed from his work for the great tree.

Befriending the being, Isaac was able to confide with mysterious outer beings to play unauthorized games in '''[REDACTED]. ''' This formed a manly camaraderie between them, where in the end of the beginning ages Isaac would slap his dumb ass round ass head then he would proceed to vaporize him down into his smallest atom. This camaraderie is what brought Ivan to the pink n-words, where his immortal presence still remains to this day.

Quotes

 * "What does it feel like to fuck a child"
 * "What is fucking depression"

Trivia

 * Ivan thinks he's 6'3" but is in fact 5'11" it just so happens that the pink n-words are very short
 * Ivan is actually a secretly escaped SCP
 * "If your good at something never do it for free" -Yes folks, this is a real quote
 * "What does it feel like to fuck a child" is actually Ivan's catch phrase